Who am I?

About Me

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There’s a family legend that claims the men in my family are cursed because some fish-deprived Italian ancestor of mine offended a witch. I’m not sure about the exact details, but whatever he did must have really pissed her off. Knowing some of my relatives, I can see how this would happen. Unfortunately for them all, the angry witch cursed the idiot ancestor and all of his male descendents.

Curse or not, all of my male relatives are wonderful examples of Impressively Bad Luck. One brother of mine seems to be targeted by mother nature herself.

Some of the guys in my family are affected more than others, but they all get hit by the curse eventually; many of them repeatedly.

Being a girl, this shouldn’t have affected me, right?

Stats:

  • Astrological Sign: Aries
  • Industry: Communications or Media
  • Occupation: Editor, Writer, SAHM
  • Location: (outskirts of) Hell : Michigan : USA
  • Political Affiliation: Libertarian

Interests

  • Living forever
  • Testing Fate
  • Reading
  • Movies
  • Handheld projectile dispensation units
  • Parting tools
  • Ashtanga Yoga
  • Outdoor sports
  • Scouting
  • Hiking & Camping
  • Collecting fossils & cool rocks
  • Traveling
  • Singing/Music

Favorite Movies

  • Serenity
  • Thank You for Smoking
  • The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Invention of Lying
  • I, Robot
  • The Gods Must Be Crazy
  • Tank Girl
  • Excalibur
  • Grease

Favorite Music

  • The Alan Parsons Project
  • Pink Floyd
  • Jimmy Buffett
  • Motion City Soundtrack
  • Social Distortion
  • Enya
  • Train
  • Green Day

Favorite Books

  • The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
  • Job: A Comedy of Justice
  • The Outsiders
  • All Creatures Great and Small
  • The Neutronium Alchemist series
  • Huckleberry Finn
  • The Stephanie Plum series
  • Chesapeake

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